About

#MeetTheDogensteins

#WhoAreTheDogensteins? They are everything, and nothing at all. They are a polka band, that plays rock, country, metal, industrial, new wave, classics, and The Beatles. Lots of Beatles. Except as a polka. Or maybe waltz, or a nice Texas shuffle.

In short, they must be seen (and heard) to be believed. Call it a credibility problem.

Molly

THE SECRET WEAPON

No other band has a Molly like our Molly! Well, except for her other bands. So that was a lie.

 

Byron

THE DOCTOR

The Doctor is the lead dog. And the view never changes behind The Doctor.
 

Wes

THE TOASTMASTER

The Toastmaster will stop the band dead in its tracks if you're not drinking enough. Go ahead, try him!

Brian

THE TECHNICIAN

The Technician stopped smoking over a year ago. His fingers have not.

Sander

THE ROCKER

The Rocker once sprained a wrist attempting to perform a Slayer/polka mashup, "South Of Heaven There Is Some Beer".